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There are four main ingredients to this recipe:

Two spring chickens, lightly salted

One wild filly and one tiny caterpillar

(house seasonings to taste)

Throw two spring chickens in a pot

After five years add one wild filly

Four years later toss in one tiny caterpillar

(add house seasonings, kitchen sink, mix well)

Bake in oven till timer screams (approximately eighteen years)

Remove the reins from spirited, wildly independent mare

Set on the wind the wings of precocious, beautiful butterfly

Place leftovers (the Rooster and the Hen) in cold Empty Nest