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A c c e s s o r i z i n g 


Certain teammates are so all-in they’ll be there

with the car running when you take a bank

and need to split. Some will even

knit your ski mask, help sculpt

an epic stick-up speech.

If you have a champion like that,

thank them, buy gifts, show them love

with non-sequential currency. Plenty

of would-be accomplices

have flaked, dropped dimes, 

weren’t waiting with the tank topped.

They’d let you walk inside that lobby

with a cheesy robbery monologue,

an empty gun.


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