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T o d d M e r c e r
A c c e s s o r i z i n g
Certain teammates are so all-in they’ll be there
with the car running when you take a bank
and need to split. Some will even
knit your ski mask, help sculpt
an epic stick-up speech.
If you have a champion like that,
thank them, buy gifts, show them love
with non-sequential currency. Plenty
of would-be accomplices
have flaked, dropped dimes,
weren’t waiting with the tank topped.
They’d let you walk inside that lobby
with a cheesy robbery monologue,
an empty gun.
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