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How to Get Ahead in Poetry


Buy a Hummer. Use for

tax credit except don’t pay

taxes. Remove wheels.

Buy welding torch (unless

already available). Melt

wheels to slag; use tires

for potato planter. Get

a horse. Attach horse to

front of Hummer. Buy

box of sugar cubes. Put

in gas tank. There you go.



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